…continued from previous part. I’ve been trying to understand the appeal of zombieism — it does, after all, seem to be gaining in popularity. Is it simply a fad? Once the flakes start to fall will they just slow down and freeze, or will they have enough brains to wear parkas? That just-feasted-on-your-hippocampus look doesn’t do much to protect you from the ravages of a...
Ladies and gentlemen...
…the train has now arrived at its final destination. Please be sure you have all your luggage and please allow elderly passengers to disembark first. It was a pleasure being your sauce carrier of choice today, we hope you join us on the Gravy Express again soon. Please enjoy your stay in Mayor Elect Rob Ford’s Toronto. I’m a bit disappointed but not because I’m necessarily...
The battle started ten months ago with seven contenders. By April there were twenty-six sluggers of varying degrees of viability in the ring. Then came the fisticuffs. Some suffered, I believe, from a simple lack of exposure, which to me translates as a lack of experience. Others put up a pretty good fight but had to concede defeat. Notables include: Adam Giambrone - Finishing his term as head of...
I make no pretense of understanding the aim of this march. Every year it’s the...– http://www.torontocitylife.com/2010/10/24/zombieology-101/
I could imagine myself doing the full-length thing, if I can be perfectly...– http://www.torontocitylife.com/2010/10/17/toronto-marathon-2010/